Trumpl
CASOON

Executive desk toy

Trumpl

Trumpl, a rubber executive desk toy with golden swept hair, a permanent frown, a charcoal suit and a red tie

He disapproves before breakfast and stays for lunch.

Pocket Executive

  • Ticker$TRUMPL
  • MaterialExecutive-grade squish
  • UniformCharcoal, cream, red
  • ExpressionPermanent objection
  • Desk policyPens align right
  • Office hoursBefore breakfast onward

A Working Day

The schedule is strict, mostly unnecessary, and followed with complete confidence.

  1. Morning Brief

    He reads one page and objects to the margins.

  2. Lunch Order

    Ketchup is approved. Questions are not.

  3. Desk Round

    Every pen moves two inches to the right.

  4. Press Pause

    He rehearses the frown without changing it.

  5. Closing Time

    The tie leaves last.

Built for Office

Soft on the outside, immovable on every matter placed before him.

  • Weighted Base

    Built to remain seated through every disagreement.

  • Golden Sweep

    Hair holds position under imaginary weather.

  • Red Tie

    Always centered. Never casual.

Trumpl seated at attention in a charcoal suit and red tie

The desk remains under firm management.